Today is Friday the 13th. If several horror movies from the 1980s taught us anything, it’s that come bad stuff goes down on Friday the 13th. Grab your striped tube socks. Pull on your tiny Adidas shorts. Feather your hair to the point where flight can nearly be achieved. Don’t forget your jean jacket and Huey Lewis cassettes. Now, lets take a look at activities to avoid on this infamous day.
Hitchhiking - The chances of a hitchhiker making it to the end of any Friday the 13th is slightly worse than your chances of finding a Golden Ticket on a Charlie Bucket budget. I mean, it’s happened, but it’s not very likely.
Taking a job at a summer camp - This is a no-brainer.
Crying wolf – Pretending to be in trouble to get some laughs will surely guarantee an untimely and grotesque demise later on down the road, which none of your other cohorts will acknowledge.
Listening to music with headphones on - While you are rocking out to some new wave hits, something sinister is almost definitely happening behind you.
Pining after an attractive woman – This almost always ends poorly for both parties involved. So, if you are attractive, be less attractive for one day.
Being nude – This includes showering, skinny dipping, and any other activities that involve getting naked. In fact, you may just want to wear a snowsuit. The more clothes, the better.
Have a safe weekend!