The Return of Football

Posted on 02. Sep, 2011 by in Interesting News

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Football is back! Let us take a moment to reflect on the joys it brings.

  • It is now acceptable to eat chili for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
  • Adults can paint their faces and not look insane
  • The high-five exchange rate reaches astronomical levels
  • The celery that comes with hot wings can be considered your veggies for the day
  • Calling a friend to exchange “Did you see when . . . . That was awesome!” stories

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  • Pointing at little men on your television screen and telling them to “Suck on that!” is now normal behavior
  • Yelling “Watch the fake!”, as though you are actually helping
  • Chest-bumps, or the much more comfortable and practical side-bump
  • Sales of the letter D and short lengths of picket fence skyrocket
  • Proclamations of being #1 can be validated or disproved

Enjoy the football season everyone! May your team be victorious . . . unless they are playing my team.

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2 Responses to “The Return of Football”

  1. Wiganfootie

    02. Sep, 2011

    I love this :) I know its not my kind of footie :) love the comment – Adults can paint their faces and not look insane,,Cheers for the Laugh

  2. Glow Images

    02. Sep, 2011

    Thanks! It works for your brand of football as well. :)

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