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Glow Images Bad Poets Society

Posted on 18. Aug, 2010 by Glow Images in Creativity, Interesting News, Recent Posts

‘Tis true. We have made a place just for our bad poems. Pathetic prose, horrible haikus, ridiculous rhymes. We have it all!

Take a glimpse at some of our finest work and submit your own. Also, be sure to check out the Glow Images site and take advantage of our special Bad Poetry and Cupcake Day discount.

My Keys

They let me in

And out

(on some doors that are not endorsed by the fire department).

On a ring, with meaningful hanging objects, they hang.

I lost them one day.

I needed help searching.

I found them in the last place I looked.

I can get in (and out) again.

- Glow Images Poets Society

Brown

I see you hiding,

You are so reclusive.

Are you filled with venom

That will make my skin fall off?

If you bite me,

I might have my pictures on the interwebs.

Should I look closer?

Do you have six eyes?

What color are they?

- Glow Images Poets Society

Untitled I

In the dumps from economy’s low?

More than ready for business to grow?

Looking forward to busy, maybe even tizzy,

then thank goodness for assistance from Glow!

- Mr. GlowJo Reising

Research to the Rescue

O’Dear, O’Dear,

Another busy day of work I fear

Thank God I learned

Glow is here

To do free researches

and save my rear

- Researchi Remington

Ode to Glow

Glow Images is fly

Glow Images is cool

If stock photos

make you drool,

come check out Glow.

Our prices can’t be beat.

Man, that’s sweet.

Just call me Keats.

- Captain Fantastic

Untitled II

Made a rhyme

gimme a dime

I’m a poet

and don’t know it.

- Anonymous

Untitled III

Find a pic

N save a dime

let us find some

N save some time

researchers rock!

- The Queen of Rhyme Scheme

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